From Slicing Fingers to Burning Cookies
by Tauno Lindner
From slicing fingers to burning cookies, all in record time
To lumpy mashed potatoes made silken and tasty every time
Stovetop to fire or behind an inukshuk
These are the places we like to cook
From Monday to Friday, 9 to 3:30
Nary a dish will ever be dirty
Salt, pepper, coffee, tea
I'm your server - just ask me
Ideas? I have perception too
Don't worry! I'll take care of you
If you're in the wrong section at the wrong time
No worries, you are a friend of mine!
Forgive, we must - Adjust, we can
For we are the tourism clan
Kings taster of a spoiled tater
To Gordon Ramsey’s waiter
Naomi Campbell’s private cook
To Martha Stewart’s cell block look
Moose nose, seal, elk or deer
There is nothing that we fear
To you I toast and most revere
Making tourism better every year!
